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Mood: crushed

5/9/2008 12:00:00 AM

Remember the Mood Rings from the 1970's? It was that strange looking ring that contained a thermochromic element that changed color in response to the body temperature of its wearer. The color was said, by some proponents, to indicate the emotional state of the wearer. Well we went one better, now we have Mood Shirts! No these shirts won’t change color when your mood changes but we have created a shirt for every mood we could possibly think of. So no matter what your mood, we’ve got you covered.

Oh if today’s Mood Shirt doesn’t fit your current mood, you should get it anyway because you will be in that mood later and need it, and these shirts will be offered one a day, and in true TshirtToday.com fashion after that day they are gone baby gone!

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: crunk

5/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: creative

5/7/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: crazy

5/6/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: crappy

5/5/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: cranky

5/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: cooky_wacky

5/3/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: content

5/2/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: contemplative

5/1/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: confused

4/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: confident

4/29/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: complacent

4/28/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: Cold

4/27/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: chipper

4/26/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: Chill

4/25/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: Cheerful

4/24/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:catalyzed

4/23/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: cantankerous

4/22/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Calm

4/21/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Busy

4/17/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Bummed

4/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Bullied

4/15/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Breezy

4/14/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Bouncy

4/13/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Bored

4/12/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Blustery

4/11/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Blissful

4/10/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Blessed

4/9/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Blank

4/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Blah

4/7/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Bitchy

4/6/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Betrayed

4/5/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Awake

4/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Ashamed

4/3/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Artistic

4/2/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Aroused

4/1/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Argumentative

3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Apathetic

3/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Anxious

3/29/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Annoyed

3/28/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Animated

3/27/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:angsty

3/26/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Angry

3/25/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Amused

3/24/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Amorous

3/23/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Aggravated

3/22/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood:Adventurous

3/21/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black (we know it may look navy blue but trust us its really black)

Placement: Centered

Mood: Adored

3/20/2008 12:00:00 AM

Mood: Accomplished

3/19/2008 12:00:00 AM

Kiss Me I'm Drunk

3/17/2008 12:00:00 AM

St Patty's Shirt Designs

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: White

Placement: Centered

You Are Not Irish

3/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

If you were born in America, just ask the Irish if you're Irish?

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: White

Placement: Centered

Leprechaun Clover and Green Beer?

3/13/2008 12:00:00 AM

St Patty's Shirt Designs

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

Beannachtai Na Feile Padraig (Happy St Patricks Day)

3/12/2008 12:00:00 AM

St Patty's Shirt Designs

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: White

Placement: Centered

Slainte Agus Tainte

3/11/2008 12:00:00 AM

St Patty's Shirt Designs

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: White

Placement: Centered

Green Beer?

3/10/2008 12:00:00 AM

St Patty's Shirt Designs

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

Touch Mi Lucky Charms

3/9/2008 12:00:00 AM

St Patty's Shirt Designs

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

Signs You Might Be A Coffee Whore

3/2/2008 12:00:00 AM

You answer the door before people knock.

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."

You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.

Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

..more

Prey for Peas

3/1/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

Web Developers

2/29/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: Two of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color:Black

Placement: Centered

The Universe is Simple

2/28/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

Sunset

2/27/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color:Carribean Ocean Blue

Placement: Centered

Skateboarding Stickers

2/26/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

Penguin Tennis

2/25/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Ice Blue

Placement: Centered

Naked Twister?

2/24/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

But My Little Voice Told Me To Do It

2/23/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: White

Placement: Centered

Chicken Falling Down Stairs

2/22/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Asphalt Gray

Placement: Centered

One Atom Bomb

2/21/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black ( it looks brown because we color adjusted it to show the shirt outline)

Placement: Centered

Corporate Billboard

2/19/2008 12:00:00 AM

Tells it like it is: I am a volunteer advertiser for a company that doesn't give a damn about me.

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Corporate Green

Placement: Centered

For Rent

2/18/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: White

Placement: Centered

Boobies Make Me Smile

2/17/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

Dam It ALL!

2/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Creme

Placement: Centered

Smile It Makes People Wonder What You're Thinking

2/15/2008 12:00:00 AM

Here's some things to think about to get you on the right track.

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Soccer

2/14/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Light Blue

Placement: Centered

Milf it does a body good

2/13/2008 12:00:00 AM

Research has shown that having a Milf on a regular basis do not increase their risk of coronary heart disease, but in fact it can help protect against ill-health.

The US Council for Adult Health has welcomed the research from the renound Dr. Andrew Rivera , as it finally dispels the myth that having a milf is bad for your heart.

A 25-year long study, involving men in Scotland between the ages 35 and 64, found that death from heart disease was 8% lower among men who had a milf per day compared to those who had no milfs.

The study, which was published in the Journal of Adult Health, also showed that death from all causes, including cancer and stroke, was 10% lower among those who enjoyed a milf compared to those who had not.

Dr. Anita Phallus, manager at the US Council for Adult Health said ....

Castration

2/12/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Black

Placement: Centered

There can be only one!

2/11/2008 12:00:00 AM

He is at once everything and nothing, substance without form, shape without motion, time without reason... and in the end there can be only one!

Drink in Moderation

2/10/2008 12:00:00 AM

ONE - Relaxed. To most drinkers the first pint or whatever disappears almost unnoticed and will have little or no effect on speech/coordination etc. Conversation will be of the polite, perfunctory variety e.g. soaps, school days, sport and the price of net curtains, etc.

TWO - Merry with the taste of that naughty little intoxicant in your mouth. The second drink is invariably downed at a much faster rate than the first, with everyone anticipating the revelry to come. This is a good time to go to buy drinks, the bar will be easily accessible and if not everyone has shown up yet, you will get away with a smaller round, enough said.

THREE - Tipsy. Inhibitions start to break down as the alcohol puts to bed the spoilsport part of the brain that controls reasonable behavior. The urge to consume copious amounts of salted bar-snacks will begin about now and last right up until the first wave of nausea strikes.

FOUR - Half-cut voices are without doubt getting louder and the same jokes are now much, much funnier than they seemed earlier. The incessant repetition of some dodgy comedian's redundant catch phrase will also never fail to get laughs...very poor. .

Love Safari

2/9/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Creme

Placement:Centered

Burnt

2/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Asphalt Grey

Placement:Centered

Penquin Surfing

2/7/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Light Blue

Placement:Centered

Beeotch

2/6/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Light Blue

Placement:Centered

Beach It!

2/5/2008 12:00:00 AM

This shirt was designed by: One of the TShirtToday designers

Shirt color: Light Blue

Placement:Centered

Yea they are

2/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

Just like Tom Cruise, Muppet stars Ernie and Bert have, at times, threatened to sue over persistent rumors about their sexuality, to prove that they're not gay.

Whispers have dogged the "Sesame Street" legends. They live together. They sing silly songs. They bicker like husband and wife. One has a curious obsession with his rubber ducky.

Bert and Ernie conduct themselves in the same loving, discreet way that millions of gay men, women and hand puppets do. They do their jobs well and live a splendidly settled life together in an impeccably decorated cabinet.

Well, the jury may still be out but the veridict seems obvious

Peas Out

2/2/2008 12:00:00 AM

These little green gems are favourites with everyone. Peas are in the top ten of all the things.

Definition: A friendly way to say goodbye.

Example:

1) Peas out, guys. I'm going home.
2) Yeah, see you then, peas out.

The Latin name for peas is pisum sativum but "pisum sativum OUT" seems a little wordy doesn't it?

The oldest pea ever found was nearly 3,000 years old and discovered on the border of Burma and Thailand but it didn't taste very good when they found it.

If you threaded every frozen pea produced each year in the UK onto a piece of string you would need 3,900,000 kms of string, which would stretch from the earth to the moon and back more than five times!

Gun Shot

2/1/2008 12:00:00 AM

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves. The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you. And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."

I'm very popular

1/31/2008 12:00:00 AM

101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men

1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.

2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.

3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.

4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.

5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.

6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.

7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.

8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.

9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.

10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.

11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie.

12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat.

13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.

Einstein Simplified

1/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

Albert Einstein (14 March 1879 - 18 April 1955) was a German physicist. He is best-known for his Special and General Theories of Relativity, but contributed in other areas of physics. He became famous for his explanation of the photoelectric effect (for which he received the Nobel Prize) and was also a pioneer of quantum mechanics.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

- Albert Einstein

Hero: Just an idiot on a good day.

1/28/2008 12:00:00 AM

Hero's do the most insane things and live to tell about it. Idiots don't.